Revenge of the Fallen!!!

Ngaaaa...transformers ari ni keluar!!! tapi tak gi tengok ari ni kot..besok rasa nyer gi tengok..harap2 ler RCM form nih tak banyak lagi dah bugs dia..kalo tak banyak besok bleh cuti...bleh tengok transformers di siang hari tatkala semua orang sedang bekerja..muahahahaha...

Kakak aku balik dari glasgow ari jumaat nih..kena gi amik plak kat KLIA kol 245 ptg plak tuh...burn semayang jumaat aku..hohoho...dah lama tak jumpa anak buah aku sorang tuh...cakap english slang scottish berabuk2. Sampai aku pon tak paham apa dia cakap.

adeh..demam dah ilang dah..tp sakit kepala ngan selsema tak ilang agi..rasa cam nak MC ari nih td tp memandangkan besok ngan jumaat aku nak cuti...tahan ler satu hari lagi...apa salah nyer..gaji pon tak masuk agi...kate jumaat la plak..tu yg rasa baik aku cuti jer khamis ngan jumaat..nak mai epf pon tadak duit dah nih!!!...kuikuikui

Pria Kesepian

adeh..malam sabtu..bosan giler..sbb duit tadak ler..hohoho...kalo ada duit dah lama dah gi tengok wayang kot. Nih tengah simpan duit for Transformers : Revenge of the fallen. Baca dia nyer synopsis cambest jerk. Ada 13 original transformers rupa nyer..huhu...aku mana ikut katun dia. baca synopsis dia cam menarik aa bunyi dia jalan citer.

Kete stream tak siap lagi. patut ari nih siap. Pomen kate takde spare part plak...adeh..bro kalo dah janji ari ni tuh, ari ni aa. Lu dah buat planning gua hancur aa ari nih..Kena balik kampung besok pagi plak ikut angah. awal plak tuh dia suh bangun. Kol 7 tuu. ari ahad lagi..perghh. besok balik kampung, tulun apa2 yg patut for dak li nyer wedding lagi dua minggu pastu balik kl. senin keje. perghhh. gaji tak dpt lagik.perghhh..huhuhu. banyak betul perghh nyer. takpe2. fikiran kena positip. after next week I think things will turn out to be better than this or last week. Hopefully. Nasib baik laa takde awek lagi. kalo ada awek, dah tergaru2 kepala mana nak carik duit belanja awek. Standard aa, bukan nak kate apa kan, tp mmg standard awek malaysia zaman skang. everything mesti ler lelaki kena foot the bill. alasan dia mmg ler lelaki kan pemberi nafkah. tak pon, eh, dia yg ajak kita bukan kita ajak dia. ewah, ewah byk cantik punya muka. huhu. Susah nak carik pompuan melayu skang. bukan apa. byk betul citer2 dlm surat khabar skang nih. Kumpulan Tiada Dara aa. Siap bertatu tati sini sana. dengan dedah sana dedah sini. pastu marah lelaki plak dayus, miang katenyer. wah, wah, wah. huhu. cam Dave Chapelle kate aa dalam sketsa dia;

"If i wear a police uniform and someone came up to me and say, 'Officer, Thank god you need to come with me quick!!.' Oh! Just because i wear something like this, that does not make me a police officer!! same goes for all these girls who wear tight clothes. when me and my friends were at a bar looking at this girl who was wearing tight clothes. my friend started shouting, 'tities! tities! tities!'. the girl goes,'Oh! just because i dress this way, does NOT make me a whore!'. Ladies and gentlemen what she said was true you can't jugde somebody just on how the way they look......but she was wearing a whore's uniform I can tell you that... "

Kesimpulan dia...Mana tak lelaki dayus, miang. kalo si pompuan nyer sengaja pakai baju dedah sana sini. pastu marah lelaki lak. we are just responding to our natural instincts. Fitrah manusia. Standard aa..kalo pompuan dedah sana sini lelaki takde rasa apa tu bukan fitrah manusia biasa dah tu...and it's those kind of men that you women jadikan member baik and tell them you could not find a decent man anymore. Bukan nak offend pompuan2 di luar sana. but this is a fact dengan SEGELINTIR pompuan di luar sana. Come on. Pompuan2 yang rasa diri dia camni kan...bangun dari alam fantasy anda. There are no decent men anymore...BS. there are a lot of decent men out there. there just not handsome enough for you, rich enough for you, mellow enogh for you so that you could control him, and many other reasons.

MEN are not PERFECT. WOMEN are not PERFECT. THAT is WHY we NEED each other to MAKE each other PERFECT. Think about it....you'll understand.

Tak kisah ler apa pon...janji baik hati...

Mimpi itu mainan tidur...

Yes. I know. Dreams are just mind games during sleep. But I just can't ignore last night's dream. It was pleasant but disturbing.In reality it could not happen because fate had already taken its course. But this dream...It was too real. It is like I was given another chance. The surroundings were familiar. The people in it are the people that I recognize and lastly, the feelings that were involved. The feelings were so real that I thought it was as real as it can be. Deep in my heart, I really wished the dream was real. I really wanted that moment to be still. So I could be there forever. But, alas, my alarm clock rang and it was 8.00 a.m. I was late!!!!

It's already 11 a.m and I can still remember what I was dreaming about last night. Can't really go into the details because it's just too embarrassing to write and I hope the people involved will not have to be worried. I don't like to make people worry. Hehe...

"If only IT was real...."

1. Made out for more than 3 minutes?
No..unfortunately

2. Slept in a different bed?
yes

3. Made out in a movie theatre?
No..also, unfortunately

4. made out with 2 different people in one night?
As far as I know...No

5. Thought your cousin was hot?
Which one? hehehe

6. Been in love?
Sure

7. Slept past noon?
A lot..

8. Taken a shower with the opposite sex?
Yes...a very loooong time ago..

9. Gone over the speed limit?
All the time...

10. Painted your room?
No..like it the way it is..

11. Drove a car?
Of course..always..

12. Danced in front of your mirror?
heavens no..

13. Gotten a hickey?
Tragically...nope

14. Been dumped?
yup...

15. Stole money from a friend?
I don't think so..

16. Gotten in a car with people you just met?
Yes...when going to friday prayers..

17. Been in a fist fight?
Sure..for the record I won..

18. Snuck out of your house?
No..always with permission...I am a good boy..hehehe

19. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?
hahahaha...sadly..yes..

20. Been arrested?
Nope..model citizen..

21. Made out with a stranger?
nope..

22. Left your house with out telling your parents?
No..like I said..with permission

23. Had a crush on your neighbor?
Yes...just a crush..huhu

24. Ditched school to do something more fun?
Nope..what more fun then school? (Hahahahaa!!)

25. Slept in a bed with a member of the same or opposite sex?
Yup..when you're in boarding school...

26. Seen someone die?
Surprisingly no..

27. Been on a plane?
yup..turbulence is no fun

28. Kissed a picture?
Yes...

29. Slept in the opposite sex's bed?
Yes...

30. Love someone or miss someone right now?
Yes..

31. Laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?
All the time. But that was years back...

32. Made a snow angel?
Yup...back in the states..

33. Played dress up?
yes..for the international dinner play..

34. Cheated while playing a game?
Who hasn't??

35. Been lonely?
Always...

36. Fallen asleep at work/school
Always...

37. Been to a club?
Yes..

38. Felt an earthquake?
Not yet..

39. Touched a snake?
Not yet..

40. Ran a red light?
A couople of times...only when I'm late as hell..

41. Been suspended from school?
Almost..for carrying cigarettes..

42. Had detention..
yes...because of the cigarettes..

43. Been in a car?
How can i drive if i am not IN the car..

44. Hated the way you look?
sometimes..not always..

45. Witnessed a crime?
nope

46. Been lost?
Yeah..in KL..

47. Been to the opposite side of the country?
Yup..

48. Felt like dying from embarrassment?
yes..

49. Cried yourself to sleep?
Hell yes..

50. Sang karaoke?
Yes...

51. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't do?
Yes..like doing this survey..

52. Laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose?
You sure its beverage? looks more like mucus to me..hehe

53. Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
nah...too childish..hehe

54. Kissed in the rain?
Almost...

55. Sung in the shower?
yes. not always

56. Had a dream that you married someone?
yes..

57. Played getting married?
I don't play2 with marriage...

58. Got your tongue stuck to a flag pole?
almost...then my brain happens

59. Ever gone to school partially nude?
nope

60. Been a blind date?
almost....then anxiety kicked in and i rushed off..

61. Sat on a roof top?
yup...

62. Didn't take a shower for a week?
My record was 6 days........

63. Ever been too scared to watch scary movies alone?
yes

64. Played chicken?
yes

65. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
no..always go to a pool with trunks on..

66. Been told you're hot by a complete stranger?
truthfully..yes..but that is a longgg time ago..

67. Broken a bone?
no

68. Been easily amused?
yes

69. Laugh so hard you cry?
yes..but that was under the influence..huhuhu

70. Cheated on a test?
yes...

71. Forgotten someone's name?
yes

72. Blacked out from drinking?
nope..

73. Played a prank on someone?
yes.

74. Gone to a late night movie?
lots of times..

75. Made love to anything not human?
how can you love something not human..uhu

76. Failed a class?
yes..physics

77. Choked on something you're not supposed to eat?
not really

78. Played an instrument for more than 10 hours?
instrument? what instrument.?

79. Cheated on a girlfriend/boyfriend?
never had a girlfriend..that i know of..

80. Did you celebrate the 4th of July?
Yes One time in US.

81. Thrown strange objects?
snow?

82. Felt like someone else?
sometimes..

83. Thought about running away?
One time...

84. Ran away?
Nope..

85. Had detention and not attend it?
nope

86. Made parents cry?
Yes...

87. Cried over someone?
Hell yes..hahahaha

88. Owned more than 5 sharpies?
what's a sharpie?

89. Dated someone more than once?
Yes...

90. Have a dog?
nope..

91. Own an instrument?
Yes..a guitar..never learned how to play it though..

92. Been in a band?
nope

93. Drank 25 sodas in a day?
does a bottle of 1.5 liter soda count?

94. Broken a cd?
yup

95. Shot a gun?
air gun count?

96. Been on myspace for more than 5 hours?
nope...facebook yes...

97. Fell asleep at the computer?
A lot

98. Have a major crush on someone right now?
Yes..but..she already has a boyfriend..

99. Have a religion?
sure..Islam

100. Thought about what people would say at your funeral?
Yup.."he was sure a big fat guy..hahahaha"

Cepatnyer masa berlalu...

Hola~...Tuptaptuptap dah dua minggu aku berumur 25!!! dang...Gaji tak masuk lagik. Wargghhhh!! Tensen aku. kalo gaji aku beso bagak 10000 sebulan takde ler kisah...last month punya gaji mesti ada lagi...ni 2000 pon tak cecah bai...huhu...ilek2...bak kate makcik aku belaja susah2 dulu..nanti biler dah senang bole ler simpan sket2...huhu...takyah tunggu senang skang tengah susah pon aku simpan..tp takleh byk aa..kalo simpan byk2 aku nak makan apa nanti.

disebabkan bug fixing kat EPF, agreement aku pon tak dpt agi...Bos dah mintak tengok agreement dah kalo2 ada discrepencies ke apa. Mana aku nak dpt agreement agi..dah dua minggu aku tadak kat opis..ari ni baru fist day aku leh ilek2 kat sentul nih sbb feedback bug fix tu EPF kate jumaat nih baru dia leh bagi...so ada ler 3-4 hari aku leh ilek2 baca2 apa2 yg baru kat internet nih.

tang aku balik opis ni ler ramai majuk nak carik keje len (aku pon antaranya ler..), tp pikir2 balik, baru setahun setengah aku keje kat sini. Takkan nak blah kot. Ilmu blom cukup di dada lagik nih..ilek2 dulu lagi setahun dua ke, baru pikir nak berhijrah ke tempat len. Org kate aku ni tak pandai amik opportunity. Org kate susah2 ko blaja kat US ko keje company melayu jer ngan gaji kecik jer? Aku bukan apa beb. Apa2 hal bior ler aku carik ilmu keje dulu. Tak kisah aa gaji aku kecik ke beso ke janji cukup aa aku nak belanja bulan2 (walopon kekadang tak cukup gak..hehehe). Bila aku rasa aku dah ready, ilmu dah byk kat dada nih and aku rasa aku leh buat benda lagi challenging baru ler aku carik keje len. Skang nih is the time for me to learn all about the IT and computer industry in malaysia...bagi aku masa 2-3 tahun lagi bole kot. Aku bukan kisah sangat pon gaji kecik ke beso ke. Lain ler kalo aku nak kawin tp jodoh blom ada lagik so ilek2 aa dulu. Org tua2 kate sikit2 lama2 jadi bukit. So slow2 aku simpan sket2. nanti aku millionaire aa...huhu.

apa2 hal janji baik ati..