adeh..tak tau aa apa nak jadi ngan aku skarang nih...homework skarang dah rasa cam nak tanak jek buat..kelas dah tak gi..sampah giler hidup nih...arghhh...camana nih..global issue tak baca apa lagi..selasa nih nak hantar dah essay..buku 450 mukasurat tak baca lagik..serius aa..worst come to worst mmg tak antar aa global issue nih..tak tau dah nak buat apa..i'm already fed up..biar aa apa nak jadik..jadik..
~nuff said~
Saturday, October 29, 2005
tensen tensen tensen 10 cents?
waaa...kehidupan yang semakin cam sampah..ari nih tak gi klas apa pon..210 pon tak gi..nasib baik takde quiz..argghh..apa nak jadik nih?
Friday, October 28, 2005
di kala depresi menyelubungi diri..huhu
12. You'll read his/her IMS over and over
again...
11. You'll walk really really slow while you're with
him/her...
10. You'll feel shy whenever you're with him/her...
9. While thinking bout him/her...your heart will beat
faster and faster...
8. By listening to his/her voice...you'll smile for no
reason.
7. While looking at him/her..you cant see the other
people around you...you can only see that person...
6. You'll start listening to SLOW songs.
5. He/She becomes all you think about.
4. You'll get high just by their smell...
3. You'll realize that you're always smiling to
yourself
when you think about them..
2. You'll do anything for him/her...
1. While reading this, there was one person on
your mind the whole time
again...
11. You'll walk really really slow while you're with
him/her...
10. You'll feel shy whenever you're with him/her...
9. While thinking bout him/her...your heart will beat
faster and faster...
8. By listening to his/her voice...you'll smile for no
reason.
7. While looking at him/her..you cant see the other
people around you...you can only see that person...
6. You'll start listening to SLOW songs.
5. He/She becomes all you think about.
4. You'll get high just by their smell...
3. You'll realize that you're always smiling to
yourself
when you think about them..
2. You'll do anything for him/her...
1. While reading this, there was one person on
your mind the whole time
Thursday, October 27, 2005
nande? rukia-chan? doshitedesukayo?
aaa..aku tau aa rukia nih comel tapi asal amik personality test sama ngan dia nih?..waa..kalo Kurosaki Ichigo ker..Chado ker...Kuchiki Byakuya ker...Rukia-chan jugak sama cam aku..hahaha...lawak siot..
~nuff said~
how to tell that someone likes you..( dikala tension terlambat bangun...)
> > Guys:
> > 1. She makes eye contact and smiles at you.
> > 2. She calls you for homework....A LOT.
> > 3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you.
> > 4. She touches your arm when she talks to you.
> > 5. She says, "No, I'm not telling you who I
> > like!" with a big smile on her face.
> > 6. She asks you who you like or who you would go
> > out with seemingly interested.
> > 7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your
> > friends and she is almost always next to you.
> > 8. She criticizes you on a girl you like.
> > 9. She knows your WHOLE families name, (including
> > your dog).
> > 10. She knows stuff about you like your birthday,
> > eye color, favorite color,screen name, favorite food, favorite band, what music you like,
> > and favorite sport.
> > 11. Her friends outside of school and in school
> > know about you, and says she talks about you a lot.
> > 12. She knows your phone number and address.
> > 13. She will try and talk, and spend time with
you as much as possible.
> > 14. She teases you a lot.
> > 15. Looks for you at recess.
> > Girls:
> > 1. His snow ball hits you, (but not in the face).
> > 2. He threw away his laser pointer after you told
> > him you think they promote random acts of
> > violence.
> > 3. After asking you to sign his year book, he
> > wrote, "How come we never hang out?" in yours.
> > 4. He yelled, "Hi!", to your mom that day she
> > picked you up from school.
> > 5. He blew off his buds to go see "Run Away
> > Bride" with you cuz you couldn't get another
> > girl pal to go and didn't want to goalone.
> > 6. Forgot your gloves? You can wear his.
> > 7. His voice gets softer ("Hey, you") when ever
you two talk.
> > 8. You hung up on him. He called you back.
> > 9. You where invited by him to a group outing.
> > 10. He called you to talk about nothing at all.
> > 11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do snort
> > sometimes. Which makes you laugh even harder.
> > 12. He remembers little things you mention in
> > casual conversation.
> > 13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
> > 14. He asks you to dance with him.
> > 15. He tries to sit next to you a lot and talks
> > to you in class.
> > 16. He touches, complements, and uses ure stuff.
> > 17. He buys u stuff.
> > 18. He pays attention to you when u are doing a presentation.
> > 19. He tries to follow you.
> > 20. His friends tease you about what a couple
> > you and him are.
> > 1. She makes eye contact and smiles at you.
> > 2. She calls you for homework....A LOT.
> > 3. She flips her hair when she's talking to you.
> > 4. She touches your arm when she talks to you.
> > 5. She says, "No, I'm not telling you who I
> > like!" with a big smile on her face.
> > 6. She asks you who you like or who you would go
> > out with seemingly interested.
> > 7. When you go to the movies with a bunch of your
> > friends and she is almost always next to you.
> > 8. She criticizes you on a girl you like.
> > 9. She knows your WHOLE families name, (including
> > your dog).
> > 10. She knows stuff about you like your birthday,
> > eye color, favorite color,screen name, favorite food, favorite band, what music you like,
> > and favorite sport.
> > 11. Her friends outside of school and in school
> > know about you, and says she talks about you a lot.
> > 12. She knows your phone number and address.
> > 13. She will try and talk, and spend time with
you as much as possible.
> > 14. She teases you a lot.
> > 15. Looks for you at recess.
> > Girls:
> > 1. His snow ball hits you, (but not in the face).
> > 2. He threw away his laser pointer after you told
> > him you think they promote random acts of
> > violence.
> > 3. After asking you to sign his year book, he
> > wrote, "How come we never hang out?" in yours.
> > 4. He yelled, "Hi!", to your mom that day she
> > picked you up from school.
> > 5. He blew off his buds to go see "Run Away
> > Bride" with you cuz you couldn't get another
> > girl pal to go and didn't want to goalone.
> > 6. Forgot your gloves? You can wear his.
> > 7. His voice gets softer ("Hey, you") when ever
you two talk.
> > 8. You hung up on him. He called you back.
> > 9. You where invited by him to a group outing.
> > 10. He called you to talk about nothing at all.
> > 11. He imitates your laugh. OK, you do snort
> > sometimes. Which makes you laugh even harder.
> > 12. He remembers little things you mention in
> > casual conversation.
> > 13. He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
> > 14. He asks you to dance with him.
> > 15. He tries to sit next to you a lot and talks
> > to you in class.
> > 16. He touches, complements, and uses ure stuff.
> > 17. He buys u stuff.
> > 18. He pays attention to you when u are doing a presentation.
> > 19. He tries to follow you.
> > 20. His friends tease you about what a couple
> > you and him are.
Monday, October 24, 2005
sabishii aki yasumi?..umm..shiranaiyo..
ahhh...best nyer dua mala nih..rasa cam hilang jek sumer masalah....kan? kan? hahahaha.. adeh..penin kepala..hmm..besok nak buat apa tak tau dah..haha..basuh baju kot..takde baju dah nih..hehe. haii..biler ler aku nak dapat laptop aku nih.. kena up to date kan lagi..macam nak download nih..huhu..takpe2..kalo dapat ari selasa best gak..byk masa nak dl benda nih..
haii..tapi tu aa..walopon malam nih ngan semalam bole ilang problem cam tu jek..nanti problem lain bole gak datang tak kira masa..ye aa malang tak berbau kata org...i'm already tired..biarlah aku rest jap..selamat malam..nak layan Dave Chapelle..heh
~sabishii hito kun terebi o mitai desuyo~
haii..tapi tu aa..walopon malam nih ngan semalam bole ilang problem cam tu jek..nanti problem lain bole gak datang tak kira masa..ye aa malang tak berbau kata org...i'm already tired..biarlah aku rest jap..selamat malam..nak layan Dave Chapelle..heh
~sabishii hito kun terebi o mitai desuyo~
Saturday, October 22, 2005
hati yang semakin tak keruan
Mein Tumse Pyar Karta Hoon
Ich liebe Dich
Je t'aime
Ti amo
Kimi o ai shiteru
same meaning different languages..can you guess what it means?
~nuff said~
Ich liebe Dich
Je t'aime
Ti amo
Kimi o ai shiteru
same meaning different languages..can you guess what it means?
~nuff said~
sabishii aki yasumi o hajimetekudasai...
aaa..stat dah fall break..akhirnya..bole lepak2 sat..heh..kejap jek kot..nak buat apa ntah fall break nih? aku pon tak tau. nak kate stadi, tak kot. nama pon break. tadik MSD datang. dapat aa makan best sket malam nih. ye aa. bilik pon dah takde benda nak masak dah nih. besok nak berbuka apa pon aku tak tau. air paip jek kot..ahahaha. giler sedih buka minum air kosong jer. anyway bought a new laptop. i think sampai dalam next week kot. ok aa ada laptop baru. takde aa asik kacau zarip jek nak berchatting ngan awek dia. huhu. tebal muka siot asik pakai computer dia jek. rasa cam nak kemas2 sket bilk nih. bersepah nak mati. aku tau aku mmg pengotor pon. tapi sampai aku pon naik tak tahan. apa citer. haha.
arghh...nak buat apa ntah besok. lepak umah elyas aa kot. takde benda nak buat. ingat cam nak gi downtown ke apa ker. ntah aa. cam jumpa spot menarik kat downtown bole lepak2. layan blues jap ker. sejak akhir2 nih lama gak aku tak layan jiwe aku nih. kekadang layan best jugak. tapi kalo selalu layan bahaya gak. nanti satu keje pon tak jadik. miss my family aa. gile apa nak dekat setahun tak jumpa. camana aa anak buah jagaan aku tuh. ari tuh dengar dia cakap first time. lawak jek dengar haha. nak balik kampung aa..waaa. kampung aku best. byk awek cun. ye ker? tak kot. kalo ada pon dah berpunya dah. nak balik. nak balik. arghhh. tensen aku duduk sini. kalo ada punching bag seketul ok gak. nak letak mana tak tau la plak. hmm..tengok2 aa nanti. serius nak beli satu.. bole release sket tensen. nak men basket pon bebudak nih kekadang bz. lagipon mana ada ramai minat men basket dah. sumer men bola jek. aku dah aa kaki bangku. bukan terer pon men bola. port lepak pon dah makin kurang dah. nak lepak mana pon. arabica? ceh..takde dah yg nak lepak arabica skarang. takde kick aa cam dulu arabica...adeh. makin lama rasa cam makin sunyi la plak case nih. takde hiburan langsung. ada tuh ada aa. tapi cam dah naik muak aa ngan ps2 aku.. takde gam baru sumer. nak beli game baru al maklum ler ongkosnya takde. haii..nasib2. waa..takde sape ker nak dengar rintihan hati aku nih? blog nih jek kot. ceh, tulih jek bukan blog nih nak balas balik. ahahaha..okeh aa..tidoq aa kot..besok bermulanya sabishii aki yasumi aku..
oyasuminasai minna
~nuff said~
arghh...nak buat apa ntah besok. lepak umah elyas aa kot. takde benda nak buat. ingat cam nak gi downtown ke apa ker. ntah aa. cam jumpa spot menarik kat downtown bole lepak2. layan blues jap ker. sejak akhir2 nih lama gak aku tak layan jiwe aku nih. kekadang layan best jugak. tapi kalo selalu layan bahaya gak. nanti satu keje pon tak jadik. miss my family aa. gile apa nak dekat setahun tak jumpa. camana aa anak buah jagaan aku tuh. ari tuh dengar dia cakap first time. lawak jek dengar haha. nak balik kampung aa..waaa. kampung aku best. byk awek cun. ye ker? tak kot. kalo ada pon dah berpunya dah. nak balik. nak balik. arghhh. tensen aku duduk sini. kalo ada punching bag seketul ok gak. nak letak mana tak tau la plak. hmm..tengok2 aa nanti. serius nak beli satu.. bole release sket tensen. nak men basket pon bebudak nih kekadang bz. lagipon mana ada ramai minat men basket dah. sumer men bola jek. aku dah aa kaki bangku. bukan terer pon men bola. port lepak pon dah makin kurang dah. nak lepak mana pon. arabica? ceh..takde dah yg nak lepak arabica skarang. takde kick aa cam dulu arabica...adeh. makin lama rasa cam makin sunyi la plak case nih. takde hiburan langsung. ada tuh ada aa. tapi cam dah naik muak aa ngan ps2 aku.. takde gam baru sumer. nak beli game baru al maklum ler ongkosnya takde. haii..nasib2. waa..takde sape ker nak dengar rintihan hati aku nih? blog nih jek kot. ceh, tulih jek bukan blog nih nak balas balik. ahahaha..okeh aa..tidoq aa kot..besok bermulanya sabishii aki yasumi aku..
oyasuminasai minna
~nuff said~
Thursday, October 20, 2005
Melayu oh Melayu
aku seorang yang bangga dengan bangsaku sendiri. dalam masa 48 tahun bumiku merdeka, Malaysia telah menjadi salah satu negara yang membangun dengan pesat. tapi dalam rasa bangga dengan kejayaang negara, adakalanya terluka juga hati anak watan Melaka ini. walaupun kita telah merdeka, tapi lihatlah tingkah laku anak malaysia sekarang. bermacam2 kerenah dan salah laku yang berlaku. apakah kita sudah lupa dari mana asal usul kita? adakah kita lupa yang dahulu nenek moyang kita pertahankan negara hingga ke titisan darah yang terakhir. tetapi, apakah yang dilakukan oleh generasi kita sekarang untuk membalas jasa mereka? benar, ada segelintir daripada kita yang menghargai pengorbanan mereka itu. segelintir daripada kita telah menunjukkan kepada dunia yang anak Malaysia boleh melakukan apa sahaja. tapi, kenapa hanya segelintir?..kenapa tidak semua? apakah kita fikir, merdeka sekali akan merdeka selama-lamanya? jangan berfikir begitu wahai anak jati Malaysia. seperti kata Tun Dr. Mahathir Mohamad, perjuangan kita belum lagi selesai. walau betapa hebat pun kita di mata dunia perjuangan kita masih lagi belum selesai. walaupun teknologi negara semakin berkembang maju, mengapa adab dan tata susila kita semakin menurun. apakah adab dan tata susila itu bayaran untuk membangunkan negara? tidak! kita harus menjaga adab dan tata susila kita. because that's who we are. adab dan tata susila adalah sesuatu yang penting dalam hidup seorang anak Malaysia. seperti kata Hang Tuah, takkan melayu hilang di dunia. benar, melayu tidak akan hilang di dunia. tetapi, jika kita masih lagi alpa dan berangan2 kosong setiap hari. mungkin suatu hari nanti Melayu akan pupus sama sekali. jangan di pandang remeh masalah yang di hadapi oleh Malaysia sekarang. kerana kita tahu yang Melayu mudah lupa....
Keranamu Malaysia,
Tegakkan nusa gagahkan bangsa,
Kita susun seribu langkah, menuju ke hadapan
Bersama mensesah pekat malam, menerjah gelombang
Berlari mengejar cahaya, menepati janji di hujung
jalan
Walau berdepan sejuta rintangan
Sekali pun jatuh di medan perjuangan
Namun tetap meredah, mencapai wawasan
Alangkah damainya negeri ku ini
Dilimpahi rahmat, kemakmuran dikurniai
Bangsa bersatu berjiwa waja
Semangat patriotik kian membara
Dunia sudah membuka mata
Penghormatan kini menjadi nyata
Tiada lagi penindasan
Tiada lagi penghinaan
Kemerdekaan terus terpelihara
Damainya negeriku... Malaysia.
Melayu mudah lupa
Melayu mudah lupa
Melayu mudah lupa
Dulu bangsanya dipijak
Melayu mudah lupa
Dulu bangsanya retak
Melayu mudah lupa
Dulu bangsanya teriak
Melayu mudah lupa
Dulu bangsanya haprak
Melayu mudah lupa
Dulu bangsanya kelas dua
Melayu mudah lupa
Dulu bangsanya hina
Melayu mudah lupa
Dulu bangsanya sengketa
Melayu mudah lupa
Dulu bangsanya derita
Melayu mudah lupa
Dulu bangsanya kerdil
Melayu mudah lupa
Dulu bangsanya terpencil
Melayu mudah lupa
Tiada daulat
Tiada maruah
Tiada bebas
Melayu mudah lupa
Melayu mudah lupa
Melayu mudah lupa
Sejarah bangsanya yang lena
Tanah lahirnya yang merekah berdarah
Ingatlah
Ingatlah
Ingatlah
Wahai bangsaku
Jangan mudah lupa lagi
Kerana perjuanganmu belum selesai...
-Tun Dr. Mahathir Mohamad-
Wednesday, October 19, 2005
tak semestinya betul 2
Kalau lelaki handsome pendiam
Perempuan akan cakap:: woow, cool giler...
kalau lelaki tak handsome pendiam
Perempuan akan cakap: eh perasan bagus...
kalau lelaki handsome berbuat jahat
Perempuan akan kata: nobody's perfect
kalau lelaki tak handsome berbuat jahat
perempuan akan cakap: memang.... muka pun macam pecah rumah!
kalau lelaki handsome menolong perempuan yg diganggu
perempuan akan cakap: wah.. machonya.. macam hero filem!
kalau lelaki tak handsome menolong perempuan yang diganggu
Perempuan akan kata: entah2 kawan dia...
kalau lelaki handsome dapat perempuan cantik
perempuan akan kata: sepadan sangat...
kalau lelaki tak handsome dapat perempuan cantik
perempuan akan kata: mesti kena bomoh perempuan tuh!
kalau lelaki handsome ditinggal kekasih
perempuan akan kata: jangan sedih, kan saya ada..
kalau lelaki tak handsome ditinggal kekasih
perempuan akan kata:...(terdiam, tapi telunjuknyameliuk-liuk dari atas ke bawah, patutlah, tengoksaja luarannya)...
adeh..version lelaki pon ada ker..come on aa beb..hahaha..nak kate lawak ada..nak kate kesian pon ada...just face jek the facts mmg sume org hati lain2..bukan sama sume..apa raa..lantak aa apa org kate..tapi kekadang ada gak org yg ikut pikiran cam post2 kat frenster nih..huhu..kira mainstream aa korang ekk..heh..suka ati..hensem ke tak ke, yg penting hati beb..kalo hati busuk hensem camana pon sape suka?..ye tak..hahahaha..cam aku..hensem tak..nak kate baik pon tak..mmg aa org sume tak pandang..haha..stereotype beb..stereotype..benda biasa jek sume nih..hahaha
(for the record...aku tengah tension tahap abah time nih..heh)
~nuff said~
Perempuan akan cakap:: woow, cool giler...
kalau lelaki tak handsome pendiam
Perempuan akan cakap: eh perasan bagus...
kalau lelaki handsome berbuat jahat
Perempuan akan kata: nobody's perfect
kalau lelaki tak handsome berbuat jahat
perempuan akan cakap: memang.... muka pun macam pecah rumah!
kalau lelaki handsome menolong perempuan yg diganggu
perempuan akan cakap: wah.. machonya.. macam hero filem!
kalau lelaki tak handsome menolong perempuan yang diganggu
Perempuan akan kata: entah2 kawan dia...
kalau lelaki handsome dapat perempuan cantik
perempuan akan kata: sepadan sangat...
kalau lelaki tak handsome dapat perempuan cantik
perempuan akan kata: mesti kena bomoh perempuan tuh!
kalau lelaki handsome ditinggal kekasih
perempuan akan kata: jangan sedih, kan saya ada..
kalau lelaki tak handsome ditinggal kekasih
perempuan akan kata:...(terdiam, tapi telunjuknyameliuk-liuk dari atas ke bawah, patutlah, tengoksaja luarannya)...
adeh..version lelaki pon ada ker..come on aa beb..hahaha..nak kate lawak ada..nak kate kesian pon ada...just face jek the facts mmg sume org hati lain2..bukan sama sume..apa raa..lantak aa apa org kate..tapi kekadang ada gak org yg ikut pikiran cam post2 kat frenster nih..huhu..kira mainstream aa korang ekk..heh..suka ati..hensem ke tak ke, yg penting hati beb..kalo hati busuk hensem camana pon sape suka?..ye tak..hahahaha..cam aku..hensem tak..nak kate baik pon tak..mmg aa org sume tak pandang..haha..stereotype beb..stereotype..benda biasa jek sume nih..hahaha
(for the record...aku tengah tension tahap abah time nih..heh)
~nuff said~
Tuesday, October 18, 2005
tak semestinya betul...
Kalau perempuan lawa pendiam
Lelaki akan cakap:: woow, ciri-ciri isteri idaman...
kalau perempuan tak lawa pendiam
Lelaki akan cakap: eh tak reti komunikasi betul...
kalau perempuan lawa berbuat jahat
Lelaki akan kata: musti ada krisis dalaman nih...kesian
kalau perempuan tak lawa berbuat jahat
Lelaki akan cakap: dah la tak lawa, perangai pulak huduh...
kalau perempuan lawa menolong Lelaki yg diganggu
Lelaki akan cakap: heroin sejati...!
kalau perempuan tak lawa menolong Lelaki yang diganggu
Lelaki akan kata: taktik nak ngorat le tu...
kalau perempuan lawa dapat Lelaki hensem
Lelaki akan kata: ok gak la....
kalau perempuan tak lawa dapat Lelaki hensem
Lelaki akan kata: kesian..mesti kena bomoh lelaki tuh!
kalau perempuan lawa ditinggal kekasih
Lelaki akan kata: buta kayu betul mamat tu....
kalau perempuan tak lawa ditinggal kekasih
Lelaki akan kata:...patut pun kena reject...
kalau perempuan lawa penyayang binatang
Lelaki akan cakap: perasaannya halus...penuh kasih sayang
kalau perempuan tak lawa penyayang binatang
Lelaki akan cakap: sesama keluarga memang harus menyayangi...
kalau perempuan lawa bawa BMW
Lelaki akan cakap: ntah dato' mana bela nih....
kalau perempuan tak lawa bawa BMW
Lelaki akan cakap: musti anak org kaya nih.....
kalau perempuan lawa tak mau bergambar
Lelaki akan cakap: pasti takut kalau2 gambarnya tersebar
kalau perempuan tak lawa tak mau bergambar
Lelaki akan kata: sedar pun diri...
kalau perempuan lawa menuang air ke gelas lelaki
Lelaki akan cakap: caring sungguh....
kalau perempuan tak lawa menuang air ke gelas lelaki
Lelaki akan cakap: nak tunjuk caring le tu....
kalau perempuan lawa bersedih hati
Lelaki akan cakap: dont worry..i will make u happy forever
kalau perempuan tak lawa bersedih hati
Lelaki akan kata: sikit2 nak nangis!! mengada2...
kalau perempuan lawa masak
Lelaki akan kata: dah la lawa, pandai masak pulak tu...
kalau perempuan tak lawa masak
Lelaki akan cakap: ntah sedap ke tak????
kalau perempuan lawa main2 miss call
Lelaki akan kata: takpe...
kalau perempuan tak lawa main2 miss call
Lelaki akan cakap: ko ni takde keja lain ke... sibuk ni tau..
kalau perempuan lawa hantar2 testi / msg kat fs
Lelaki akan kata: sukenya....
kalau perempuan tak lawa hantar2 testi / msg kat fs
Lelaki akan cakap: balik2 muka dia...boringnye
haha..lawak siut..gile jahat ekk kaum lelaki nih?..tak tau la plak aku..aku lelaki gak..takde pon camni..equal jek aku layan..lawa ker..tak lawa ker..actually takde pompuan tak lawa..tengok aa camana korang definisikan lawa tuh...cam member aku sorang nih..aku kate comel dia kate takde aa comel sangat pon..haha..ikut hati aa beb..mana bleh buat tafsiran bab2 hati nih..haha..suka ati anda lah..tapi la ni la nak habaq mai..tak baik stereotype lelaki camtu..aku pon tak stereotype pompuan hoho..aku aa..lelaki lain aku tak tau..huhuhu
~nuff said~
Lelaki akan cakap:: woow, ciri-ciri isteri idaman...
kalau perempuan tak lawa pendiam
Lelaki akan cakap: eh tak reti komunikasi betul...
kalau perempuan lawa berbuat jahat
Lelaki akan kata: musti ada krisis dalaman nih...kesian
kalau perempuan tak lawa berbuat jahat
Lelaki akan cakap: dah la tak lawa, perangai pulak huduh...
kalau perempuan lawa menolong Lelaki yg diganggu
Lelaki akan cakap: heroin sejati...!
kalau perempuan tak lawa menolong Lelaki yang diganggu
Lelaki akan kata: taktik nak ngorat le tu...
kalau perempuan lawa dapat Lelaki hensem
Lelaki akan kata: ok gak la....
kalau perempuan tak lawa dapat Lelaki hensem
Lelaki akan kata: kesian..mesti kena bomoh lelaki tuh!
kalau perempuan lawa ditinggal kekasih
Lelaki akan kata: buta kayu betul mamat tu....
kalau perempuan tak lawa ditinggal kekasih
Lelaki akan kata:...patut pun kena reject...
kalau perempuan lawa penyayang binatang
Lelaki akan cakap: perasaannya halus...penuh kasih sayang
kalau perempuan tak lawa penyayang binatang
Lelaki akan cakap: sesama keluarga memang harus menyayangi...
kalau perempuan lawa bawa BMW
Lelaki akan cakap: ntah dato' mana bela nih....
kalau perempuan tak lawa bawa BMW
Lelaki akan cakap: musti anak org kaya nih.....
kalau perempuan lawa tak mau bergambar
Lelaki akan cakap: pasti takut kalau2 gambarnya tersebar
kalau perempuan tak lawa tak mau bergambar
Lelaki akan kata: sedar pun diri...
kalau perempuan lawa menuang air ke gelas lelaki
Lelaki akan cakap: caring sungguh....
kalau perempuan tak lawa menuang air ke gelas lelaki
Lelaki akan cakap: nak tunjuk caring le tu....
kalau perempuan lawa bersedih hati
Lelaki akan cakap: dont worry..i will make u happy forever
kalau perempuan tak lawa bersedih hati
Lelaki akan kata: sikit2 nak nangis!! mengada2...
kalau perempuan lawa masak
Lelaki akan kata: dah la lawa, pandai masak pulak tu...
kalau perempuan tak lawa masak
Lelaki akan cakap: ntah sedap ke tak????
kalau perempuan lawa main2 miss call
Lelaki akan kata: takpe...
kalau perempuan tak lawa main2 miss call
Lelaki akan cakap: ko ni takde keja lain ke... sibuk ni tau..
kalau perempuan lawa hantar2 testi / msg kat fs
Lelaki akan kata: sukenya....
kalau perempuan tak lawa hantar2 testi / msg kat fs
Lelaki akan cakap: balik2 muka dia...boringnye
haha..lawak siut..gile jahat ekk kaum lelaki nih?..tak tau la plak aku..aku lelaki gak..takde pon camni..equal jek aku layan..lawa ker..tak lawa ker..actually takde pompuan tak lawa..tengok aa camana korang definisikan lawa tuh...cam member aku sorang nih..aku kate comel dia kate takde aa comel sangat pon..haha..ikut hati aa beb..mana bleh buat tafsiran bab2 hati nih..haha..suka ati anda lah..tapi la ni la nak habaq mai..tak baik stereotype lelaki camtu..aku pon tak stereotype pompuan hoho..aku aa..lelaki lain aku tak tau..huhuhu
~nuff said~
Monday, October 17, 2005
Tentang Hidup
semua orang dalam dunia nih sumer berakal dan berkemampuan. ada kelebihan yang tersendiri. takde sape pon yang tiada kelebihan. kalau ada pon tu sebab org tuh tanak guna kelebihan yang ada kat diri dia. gunakanlah kelebihan yang ada utk manfaatkan diri sendiri. kalau kita tak guna kelebihan yang Allah beri, sape lagi nak guna? jangan kata diri sendiri tak berguna kerana mungkin bagi orang lain korang aa yang paling hebat skali. semua yang terjadi ada hikmah dia. mungkin sebagai ganjaran, mungkin sebagai pengajaran tak pon sebagai hukuman. tapi apa2 hal pon, ambil aa iktibar. jangan aa masuk telinga kanan keluar telinga kiri. huhu. semua org berkemampuan beb. sumer org ada akal. orang gile pon kadang2 bole pikir cara waras. pikir aa secara rasional. bukan sume benda bole ikut pakai pride jer. pride tu pride la jugak. tapi kekadang kena ler turunkan sket pride tuh..hoho...apa aku melalut nih..hmm..nih kira sambung semalam punya aa kot..senang citer your life is yours to mold and shape. kira senang citer kita nih umpama tanah liat aa..tanah liat yg ada atas meja tu tu je la yg kita ada..tapi kalau kita amik tanah liat tuh bentukkan jadik pasu ke mangkuk ke..bagi hias2 sket..kan ke last2 jadik lawa dan berguna kat org len..tapi kalo biar jek tanah liat segumpal tuh..tanah liat bodo je aa jadik..org jumpa pon org buang..heh..harap2 amik pengajaran aa...aku pon bukan nyer perfect..tengah belajor gak nih..aku cam..pasu tak jadik kena buat balik..hahahaha~nuff said~
selamat jalan member..
adeh..semalam ada meeting MARA..bosan jek..benda sama jek kena sound..pastu ada hal pasal lia plak..hmm..serius aku tak tau lia kena balik..ye aa..sape nak bagitau org cam aku..org cam aku benda2 camnih dah lambat2 baru tau..takde kepentingan..hoho..anyway..benda camni patut bole dielakkan aa..aku bukan nak burukkan sesape..but, if you have a problem and you can't keep it inside anymore..blurt it out aa..bukan org nak marah pon..lebey2 pon kena annoy jek..cam aku..haha..aku ada masalah sume org aku citer...tak kisah aa dia nak dengar ke tanak..janji kepala aku selesa lepaskan geram..haha..tu sebab aa org tak berapa suka aku kot..ntah..selamba jek..masalah takleh simpan dalam beb..trust a guy yg simpan dalam masalah selama 6 tahun..bahaya oo..bole jadi gila..let it out aa..and another thing..if someone asks tu..bukannyer nak make fun ke apa..org ambik berat beb..serius org amik berat..kekadang buat lawak sekali sekala tu biasa aa..tapi aku tau aa..sume org kat sini amik berat antara satu sama lain...so don't say ok if you really have a problem..it will only make it worse..i've seen it happen..dolah lagi sorang..ko member aku beb dunia akhirat..at least ko ada kat sini pulun abeh2..ada apa2 hal sound jer aku..no hal nyer..huhu..
lastly..mmg aku tak suka member aku sorang demi sorang balik awal..tapi kalau diri sendiri tanak berubah..macam mana berbuih pon mulut org sound..tak jadik jugak..so skarang aku serius aa cakap..mana2 member aku yg rasa cam nak terkantoi tu..ubah aa sikap korang..bukan korang tak bole ubah..korang malas jek..macam aku..aku pon malas jugak..tapi at least give some effort aa..takde pride2 dah nak ubah2 sikap nih..pride tu buang tepi bila masuk bab belajar..bab2 lain ko nak pride tinggi melangit pon takpe..tp belajar is a different thing..
aa..satu lagi..pasal ubah sikap tu serius aa..tak guna jek mulut berbuih, "ok nak gi klas, nak stadi, nak dapat result best, potpetpotpet"..tapi usahanyer tarak...tidoq la..tunggu member aa apa aa..cet..aku tau aa aku pon camtu tapi kadang2 aku ada usaha..time dah buntu abes baru aa tunggu member..ada lain tu beb..haha...so benda nih bukan specific kat sesape..tapi kalo terasa tu..paham2 aa ubah perangai..bukan apa..member tegur member nih..aku dah naik serik dah asik ada jek member balik awal..aku dah tak sanggup tengok..last skali aku tengok KE..pastu aku dah kate dah..tak sanggup dah..tp..still ada gak..takde org amik iktibar ke apa?..aku takpaham sebenornyer..sume org berbuih kate takot aa..sume org balik awal sume apa aa...DO SOMETHING AA KALO TAKOT....nih dok rilek jek..mmg aa..
lastly..mmg aku tak suka member aku sorang demi sorang balik awal..tapi kalau diri sendiri tanak berubah..macam mana berbuih pon mulut org sound..tak jadik jugak..so skarang aku serius aa cakap..mana2 member aku yg rasa cam nak terkantoi tu..ubah aa sikap korang..bukan korang tak bole ubah..korang malas jek..macam aku..aku pon malas jugak..tapi at least give some effort aa..takde pride2 dah nak ubah2 sikap nih..pride tu buang tepi bila masuk bab belajar..bab2 lain ko nak pride tinggi melangit pon takpe..tp belajar is a different thing..
aa..satu lagi..pasal ubah sikap tu serius aa..tak guna jek mulut berbuih, "ok nak gi klas, nak stadi, nak dapat result best, potpetpotpet"..tapi usahanyer tarak...tidoq la..tunggu member aa apa aa..cet..aku tau aa aku pon camtu tapi kadang2 aku ada usaha..time dah buntu abes baru aa tunggu member..ada lain tu beb..haha...so benda nih bukan specific kat sesape..tapi kalo terasa tu..paham2 aa ubah perangai..bukan apa..member tegur member nih..aku dah naik serik dah asik ada jek member balik awal..aku dah tak sanggup tengok..last skali aku tengok KE..pastu aku dah kate dah..tak sanggup dah..tp..still ada gak..takde org amik iktibar ke apa?..aku takpaham sebenornyer..sume org berbuih kate takot aa..sume org balik awal sume apa aa...DO SOMETHING AA KALO TAKOT....nih dok rilek jek..mmg aa..
dah2..melalut plak..moral of the story..
- ada problem sound member or sesape yg trustworthy
- kalo cam rasa nak kantoi..ubah ler perangai..jgn jadik makin teruk plak
- kalo takut kena antar balik...stadi beb..aku tau susah..aku pon susah nak stadi..tp tu jek option..hoho
- tulun aa member2 yg korang rasa cam nak kantoi..jgn tunggu mmg kena antar balik dah...baru rasa kesian sumer..dah too late dah weih..
okeh..abes..harap2 dapt pengajaran..kalo tak..ntah..hidup korang..aku sebagai member nasihatkan jek..nasib korang dalam tangan korang sendiri..mmg aa takdir..tapi kalo korang ada choice aa nak hidup nih camana..bukan tunggu melopong jek..okeh..calos..
~nuff said~
Sunday, October 16, 2005
aa..sabtu dah..adeh..penin kepala siut semalam men bola..asik tanduk bola jek..adeh..penin2..tapi best aa..dah aa men sampai kol berapa ntah semalam..lama nak mati men..basket men gak alam tadik..heh..sharpshooter dah kembali..walopon ari tu asik airball jek..tapi semalam sharpshooter all the way..heh..
tapi best mana pon malam tadik..still rasa tak best..ye aa..nih dah nak masuk kali 3 dah beraya tanpa yg tersayang..rasa kosong jek..rasa cam bukan raya dah..selalu pagi raya rasa sayu jek..tapi skang cam..ntah..nak sayu pon adeh..sayu jugak aa kot..tapi...kelainan tuh terasa..huhu...
aku skarang tak abes2 ngan sabishii aku..heh..tu aa..aku dah serik oo..sabishii2 nih..adeh..sabishii sungguh aa aku nih...hahahaha...dah2..mengarut2..
~sabishii hito~
tapi best mana pon malam tadik..still rasa tak best..ye aa..nih dah nak masuk kali 3 dah beraya tanpa yg tersayang..rasa kosong jek..rasa cam bukan raya dah..selalu pagi raya rasa sayu jek..tapi skang cam..ntah..nak sayu pon adeh..sayu jugak aa kot..tapi...kelainan tuh terasa..huhu...
aku skarang tak abes2 ngan sabishii aku..heh..tu aa..aku dah serik oo..sabishii2 nih..adeh..sabishii sungguh aa aku nih...hahahaha...dah2..mengarut2..
~sabishii hito~
Friday, October 14, 2005
Wednesday, October 12, 2005
tuesday afternoon...
hmm..another tuesday afternoon. nuthin much to do because no classes today until 600. hehe. my depression is gone, just want all of you to know. i just thought to hell with it. just forgot about the whole thing. just need to study right now. but being me, that's a hard thing to do. hahahaha. this thursday is oral day and i haven't been brushing up my japanese. my japanese is getting lousy in recent weeks. hmm, maybe i should practice japanese more. still didn't get my card. i'm really getting frustrated about that. i need to buy a damn computer before the end of the month. damn it. the bank is relly pissng me off right now. ahh well, what the hell. at least i'm not depressed anymore. but i think i just want to tweak my lifestyle a bit. a litle tweaking is going to be a lot of work because i don't like changes in my schedule which i don't have. hahahaha. well, we'll see. just thought that my life is going to be more exciting from now on. but if i'm wrong, well, i think i've been through worse..hahahahahaha
~nuff said~
~nuff said~
Tuesday, October 11, 2005
dua hari dah tanpa rokok...
hehe..tu aa..dah dua hari dah takde rokok nih..heh..kad tak dapat2 lagik nih..biler nak dapat aku pon tak tau..melampau aa camni..tensen tak abes2 lagik nih..serius aa..aku rasa cam tensen jek 337 nih..benci sial..aku tak kisah dapat markah sikit sebenornyer..tapi dah tak paham apa dah nih..arghhh..aku tensen tul aa kalo aku blaja sumthin tak tahu apa..hangin2...arghhh..lantak ahh..teruskan je aa ngan hidup..nak buat camana...
Sunday, October 9, 2005
arghhhh...seriously stressed out righ now...argghhh...damn it...tension nyer...argghhh...benci aku camni...arghhh...apsal camni plak nih..aku tak tau...aku tak tau...arghhh..pecah kepala aku camni..apsal nih?..sakit hati?...tension pasal apa?..arghhhh...tak tau serius aku tak tau..seriously kepala rasa cam nak meletup...tolonggggg....tolonggggg...arrggghhggghhhhhhhh
Saturday, October 8, 2005
adeh...tension nyer..
asal aa ari nih rasa cam tak keruan jek hati aku nih? nak kate aku buat sumthing yg salah dari segi undang2 takde la plak..adeh2...dah aa ari nih aku tensen jek..ngan kuiz yg menyakitkan hati...pastu tak gi plak klas 337..adeh..apa la nak jadik..rosak aku camni..dah aa sangap ari nih..takde benda nak wat langsung...well, ada a hw tapi tu tolak tepi dulu..hahaha..nak chatting pon dah tak tau dah nak chatting ngan sape n pasal apa..hahaha..lawak gile..sampai camtu skali hidup aku skarang...mmg rasa loser giler aa skarang...arghhh..macam kehilangan pedoman jek aku nih..ya Allah..tolonglah hamba Mu ini...serius rasa cam takde pedoman idup skarang...macam lost giler...arghh..tak tau tujuan aku apa skarang...serabut kepala otak...camana aa aku nak berenti isap rokok camni..adeh..argghhhh....tension nyer...kalau ada punching bag dah lama aku kerjakan punching bag tuh...aku pon tak tau asal ari nih aku boleh down sampai tahap nih...arghhh...tulun2...aku dah tak tau dah apa nak jadik nih...ni mmg aku rasa salah satu masa dalam hidup aku yg aku rasa paling tension dalam idup aku..arghhh...
~ tiada arah panduan, tiada tujuan, sesat dalam kegelapan~
~ tiada arah panduan, tiada tujuan, sesat dalam kegelapan~
Wednesday, October 5, 2005
ray lagi sebulan weih...
muahahaha...gambo nih amik ahad ari tuh..gilak aa..macho syial...anyway..arinih baru stat puasa so..rasa cam malas nak gi klas global ari nih..hmm..camana aa..serius aa malas gile nak gi klas nih..weekend aritu..walalupon byk keje..rasa cambest jek..apsal ntah...hahaha..semalam lepak ngan dolah n boden..haha..happening gile..haha..macam acara mingguan la plak lepak kat bilik bebudak nih..haha..weekend nih mmg bz tahap gaban..sebab kena wat programming and apa ntah..byk keje gak aa..pastu ada oral lagi next week...waduh2..apa2 hal..sabo jela...sempena bulan puasa nih..walaupon aku mmg dah byk bersabar sejak dulu lagi..huhu..takpe2...~nuff said~
Saturday, October 1, 2005
Mr. Jack
adeh..rasa cam nak nangis jek ari nih..301 tak siap lagik nih...waaa..camana nih..dapat antar ari isnin pon tolak 10 points..kalo antar senin pon cam aku leh buat jek time weekend nih..adeh..tension tul aa..akku tension..rasa cam nak tumbuk sumthing tapi takde benda la plak nak tumbuk..adeh..dah aa tadik quiz cam terkantoi2 jek buat..ntah camana ntah bole dapat jawapan btol lak tu...heh..nasib baik..jalan kira terabur aa..so ok aa kot kalo dapat lebey setengah dari fullmark ke ok aa..ya Alllah..byk betul aa keje..rasa cam nak pengsan ada...tumbuk org ada..nak nangis ada..sume ada aa kirenye nih..arghhh..ketegangan jasmani dan nas..eh eh..rohani..huhu..silap taip lak..adeh..bile nak fall break nih?..aku dah tensen tahap maksimum dah nih..byk problem dalam kepala otak aku skarang nih..dah aa kad aku kena block kad baru tak sampai lagik..nak beli compuer pon tak lagik nih..asik pakai computer zarip jek..aku pon segan lama2..haiya..dapat ke tak aku maintain atas 3 sem nih?..waaa..exam jepun semalam dah dapat kertas dah..huhu..first time kantoi dengan hebat skali..arghhh..tesen aku..nih takleh jadik nih..kena stadi jepun lagik nih..waaa..byk keje..byk keje..overload otak..overload otak..*ping*.......pssssss....(dah putuih dah fius..hahahaha)...
~nuff said~
~nuff said~
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